Little Debbie cakes of protection

Oh light from the cyrosphere of the combustionable mastadone,
I pray ye to smother my mother, Debra Anne, formally and born Nichols,
Currently, and yearning to separate from Solomon with protection.

Protect mama smoking out her Plymouth Voyager from the showers of
Carcinogens penetrating her lungs with the magic bullet.
Lay down the bottle where she lay down in embarrass river

River of Scirrosis tanning those crossword puzzles of philanges
Stroking her back to her house in Evanston where she showers with
Acute amnesia of the jack in the pulpit she called home.

Oh Hallmark card form the anticyclone of bird feeding,
I pray ye to use your kindical words to protect my mother,
Debra Anne of green Adonis aestivalis, currently of the west side.

Protect bartender muskrat love from the weeping of the willow
That lamin-ate her poor puppy Aphrodite with Archaeopallium decay.
For she will kick her feet in the trilliums of her solitaire hand-held game.

Shasta Daisy protect the cook
Shasta Daisy protect my mama
Shasta Daisy protect Brady’s grandma
Shasta Daisy protect John’s wife
Shasta Daisy protect lori’s friend
Shasta Daisy protect kitties quartos provider

Oh mighty sap from the cranium of the pine
I beg ye to form a layer of antibodies showering
With protection for my mom, Debra Anne Nichols Solomon of B-town.

Protect her from the raccoon eyes of her abusive past
Where her father, mighty as an oak expressed his ruined liver
All over the shadow of her sweet young dodo eyes.

Oh river as long as the m-i-s-s-issippi
Wrap my mother, Debra Anne Nichols Solomon
In your cornucopia of seismic protection.

Protect the saber-toothed mama tiger from the
Greedy tentacles of the moth ridden wedding dress
She wore in hopes of a fairy tale undone

Undone her hair thick as a Chicago style pizza
For the world to lick the grease off her brow
Protect her from the wickedness of the crowd

Shasta Daisy protect her from the sun
Shasta Daisy protect her from the rain
Shasta Daisy protect her from lightning
Shasta Daisy protect her from the night
Shasta Daisy protect her from the wind
Shasta Daisy protect her from the misty mist and the musky musk.

Oh grand poom-by-ya of popish proportion
Manufest your prairie dog practics into
A shield, deflectioning my mom from evil

Protect Debra, orator of words best left unsaid
In the wallop of a mystical garb away from
The prickly thorns of her magical despair

Oh shyster of the dangling stars from the
Opaque univer-sal-ute my mama, formally the tiny
Woman engulfed in the big chair, with protection.

Protect Mrs. Solomon, currently working
Two full time jobs, weighing in at a skeletal 90lbs
From the mundane actions of the normal.

Normalites entangled in the film of her molars
Like the germs on her three-year-old grnd son,
Bacterialize her from her chronic bronchitis

Spirited Orchids protect the mother
Spirited Orchids protect her from patriarchy
Spirited Orchids protect the fool
Spirited Orchids protect her from the blades of swords
Spirited Orchids protect the insecure
Spirited Orchids protect her from selfish blood

Oh ye love of no matter what proportions
Hover over thy Debra Anne Nichols
Until she knows no pain from the fox field of sparks

I VeroniCa Solomon, small feet of missed steps
Skip over the cracks as to not break my mother’s back
For I protect her with the wonder lust of a gypsy soul.