couplets

Let our minds praise Albert H-----n
For his altering juice of the mold.

Let mankind rejoice with the sloth
For they have it right.

Amnon rejoiced in his sister Tamar
And was killed at the family reunion.

Let the Queen rejoice in her baubles
For we all know God is British.

Let Jubilate Agno rejoice in the word 'rejoice'
Otherwise we'd be searching for other verbs.

Let Henry VIII rejoice in loopholes
For now you can butcher your wife with God's blessing.

Let the cobbler dance to his hornpipe
And forget his broken spirit.

Let.......rejoice...................................
For................................................................

Let all consumers of alchohol praise yeast
For we exploit them to no end.

Let us regard the American Samoans
For they are the only U.S. nationals (not citizens) and are unable to vote on the Federal level.

Mustard!
The word and the paste are immensely pleasurable.

Let us eat, drink, and be merry
For tomorrow we die.