Saturday, January 26, 2008

A dinner in Dis

And so Dante steps through the city of Dis,

empty save the fallen angels with barbed wings,

his guide dared not step forth through the gates.


“Go forth and meet me on the other side,” he shouted

“within these gate, a man shall seat you.”

No sooner had Vergil spoken was he gone.


Alone Dante trembled through the broken field

of Dis, the empty homes and markets, til the

city-square he found, shades sitting at an epic table.


A who-ic1 feast for the wicked, the 7002 decadent

beings sat, ready to be served. The maitre'd walked

to him, his right hand replaced with a boom stick3.


“good sir,” the man spoke, “i see you have found

our dinner. But this is not for you.” He smiled

with his arrogant little French mustache.


“no, monsieur, This is the table for televangelists.”

He smiled sweetly at them. “dinner is about to

be served.” So Dante watched the false pridets.


A black-robed tyrants cloth with radical agenda4

brought forth the sinful meal, born of the pride of

the men, no women for this crowd5, cocks to be served..


Stew appeared, born of bile from their molested,

and shit from their words, hands for silverware,

removed with a swift cut of a knife, only to be healed6.


The 700 chained to seats by flowers and witchcraft,

their faces pushed forth by an unseen hand into

the main course, pseudo-medical miracles:


Skin flayed and fried in buttered lies, meat torn from

the backs with hook of praises, grilled in a hellfire

equal to the their pride, and feed to them by sodomites.


“see they are happy, no?” the maitre'd smirked and led

Dante away, “no worries, Vergil shall met you,

Ah there he is run along.”


1From the man who brought you who-ville, a table to meet their feeding requirements

2I really, really really hate the 700 club

3Everyone has got to love Bruce Campbell, especially in Spiderman 3

4In 2005, Robertson launched Operation Supreme Court Freedom, a televised nationwide 21-day prayer campaign asking people to pray for vacancies on the Supreme Court, where "black-robed tyrants have pushed a radical agenda." Robertson declared that "God heard those prayers",[23] after the announced resignation of Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor.

5Robertson - "socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.

6Faith healing.


As to the question that i have: since the act of traveling through hell and seeing all of the sinners and sins had no effect on Dante, does this mean that even if we see our sins, we can not change ourselves?

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