I love you because your butt is kind of high
I love you when you're in pain
Curly-cues of translucency spot your legs
I want to prick—
At them
Oh! The noises you make...
I will open palm you like a penguin ninja
Your adorable angry eyes make me want to throw up daisies and puppies
I will vomit them onto delightful duck calenders
You're so nice Your heart is bigger than your dick
And your dick
If your feet are any indication
Is probably larger than a small cactus
Probably sharper than a small cactus too (I've seen those holes in your shorts)
Your shorts which I will breathe through like pure oxygen
Oh! I'll suck your shorts!
Like the Ring Pop I intend to give you someday
If you weren't so white and gay I'd make sweet 'n sour love to you
I'd baste your loins in barbecue sauce and eat white-meat chicken nuggets with both hands
Gobble Gobble
Like Thanksgiving dinner I'll turducken your body
Uh - huh... Pumpkin... Nugget
And pumpkin spice and everything nice
Ah - ha! High - five! High - five!
You laugh and dance and command primal joy!
Tall number two, what'd I do without you
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